We all know the situation: You're lying at some quiet place when all of a sudden... Exactly! "All of a sudden" and "quiet" rarely go hand in hand and most of the time you'd live well without the sudden suddenness that is introduced... well.
To counter this situation Project Dreamland Inc. has developed several solutions. The first involves a lot of noise for itself and a heavy machine gun. We found this "solution" to be very impractical and with considerable bad side effects. The second solution mentioned in the activity report assembles around powerful headphones and a good batch of mp3 encoded music. Not really great either when you wanted to enjoy quietness in the first place.
Building a sonic proof environment is just mentioned on a side note, because clearly it is not only impractical to carry around the components, but also the construction process would surely generate a lot of noise and even with our newly developed noiseless tools the time to build it must also be taken into consideration.
Project Dreamland Inc. has found a satisfying solution. We have invented a force-shield generator that is small enough to fit into your pocket. It will analyze incoming sonic waves for artificiality and only let natural and enjoying sounds through. And you can even cut that out.
Our music department is delighted and will continue to research how these sound waves can be used to create instant-music. We are all looking forward to their results, but until we haven't developed more powerful batteries, we'll still have to bear the noise when all of a sudden...
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