Probably everyone of us has asked what it's like to be living outside the system. Numerous of our activity reports recently focused on the choice to live a life off the grid. We examined various technologies in the field of Greenhome Building as well as gathering on what knowledge is needed to survive in wild nature.
Another group examined what was holding people back and asking about fears, dreams and hopes of people who made it and succeeded and those who failed (as long as they survived). The results have yet to be analyzed more closely and I may not present anything right now. Let's just say that some of us will always stay pioneers and adventurers and for the expansion of the human mankind further into space, we'll have to rely on these kind of people.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Dreamland Medicine
"I warn ya. I dare ya! Take these pills or I am going to call Dr. Wonderlove!" We probably all know that from our childhood when Dr. Wonderlove, the infamous "medician", toured on his visit through television. "Doc....! Doctor! I had 2 heart attacks last week, another one and I'll die.... pleeaase help me doctor!" And within minutes Dr. Wonderlove turned this crippled old fart into a healthy old fart.
Head of Project Dreamland Inc., Mr. Donnie D., stepped down from the speakers platform, looked into the disbelieving and astonished eyes and was pleased that he had again made an excellent and motivating speech.
"The power that love has given me, I shall use to aid and help"It is only about time that we at Project Dreamland Inc. look into Dr. Wonderlove's wonderful medical services, recreate them and continue in his tradition to aid and help all human beings. Within a decade we should have the tools available and the technology at hand to give an ill-free and full-powered life to all of humanity.
Head of Project Dreamland Inc., Mr. Donnie D., stepped down from the speakers platform, looked into the disbelieving and astonished eyes and was pleased that he had again made an excellent and motivating speech.
"The power of love shall guide us in our research"Applause.
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Dreamland Noise Suppression
We all know the situation: You're lying at some quiet place when all of a sudden... Exactly! "All of a sudden" and "quiet" rarely go hand in hand and most of the time you'd live well without the sudden suddenness that is introduced... well.
To counter this situation Project Dreamland Inc. has developed several solutions. The first involves a lot of noise for itself and a heavy machine gun. We found this "solution" to be very impractical and with considerable bad side effects. The second solution mentioned in the activity report assembles around powerful headphones and a good batch of mp3 encoded music. Not really great either when you wanted to enjoy quietness in the first place.
Building a sonic proof environment is just mentioned on a side note, because clearly it is not only impractical to carry around the components, but also the construction process would surely generate a lot of noise and even with our newly developed noiseless tools the time to build it must also be taken into consideration.
Project Dreamland Inc. has found a satisfying solution. We have invented a force-shield generator that is small enough to fit into your pocket. It will analyze incoming sonic waves for artificiality and only let natural and enjoying sounds through. And you can even cut that out.
Our music department is delighted and will continue to research how these sound waves can be used to create instant-music. We are all looking forward to their results, but until we haven't developed more powerful batteries, we'll still have to bear the noise when all of a sudden...
To counter this situation Project Dreamland Inc. has developed several solutions. The first involves a lot of noise for itself and a heavy machine gun. We found this "solution" to be very impractical and with considerable bad side effects. The second solution mentioned in the activity report assembles around powerful headphones and a good batch of mp3 encoded music. Not really great either when you wanted to enjoy quietness in the first place.
Building a sonic proof environment is just mentioned on a side note, because clearly it is not only impractical to carry around the components, but also the construction process would surely generate a lot of noise and even with our newly developed noiseless tools the time to build it must also be taken into consideration.
Project Dreamland Inc. has found a satisfying solution. We have invented a force-shield generator that is small enough to fit into your pocket. It will analyze incoming sonic waves for artificiality and only let natural and enjoying sounds through. And you can even cut that out.
Our music department is delighted and will continue to research how these sound waves can be used to create instant-music. We are all looking forward to their results, but until we haven't developed more powerful batteries, we'll still have to bear the noise when all of a sudden...
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Dreamland Alcohol
A new kind of liquor..... a new kind of kind of liquor, something the whole world has been waiting upon. This new kind of a kind of a new kind of liquor, which basically is the same as alcohol, but liquor... alcohol.... well, its a new kind and well.... what can I say.. well.... alco.. err liqu...errr beer! NO! Wait. ...... Yes, no, its not beer, definately not. It's something new, somehow something completely new, a completely totally new kind of alcoholic beverage and it's bad, it's mad. It kills you off faster than you can call medic. It's new... yes it's different and yet..... alcohol still, somehow. I don't know what I am talking about.
Monday, July 05, 2004
Dreamland Red Points
The point was probably one of the most revolutionary concepts that ever have been invented. Points are of use in numerous daily and special situations. One can have a point in a discussion, another one can distribute points among his students or competence to form a ranking and on very special occasions points are used to form the ending of a very long sentence.
Points can mark interesting places on a map and if something is not clear, you may always point it out. Sometimes it depends on your point of view, but almost always you will have to take point for yourself if something does not seem right.
We at Project Dreamland Inc. have taken the point concept one step further. In one of the recently published activity reports the colored point and more specifically, the Red Point is mentioned. Red Points can be of use in everyday life to mark places of danger or during a non-emotional telepathy conversation to function as emoticons. Sometimes, and this was the primary motive during development, they describe those little things that may appear on your body every now and then. Now, finally they have a name: Red Points.
Points can mark interesting places on a map and if something is not clear, you may always point it out. Sometimes it depends on your point of view, but almost always you will have to take point for yourself if something does not seem right.
We at Project Dreamland Inc. have taken the point concept one step further. In one of the recently published activity reports the colored point and more specifically, the Red Point is mentioned. Red Points can be of use in everyday life to mark places of danger or during a non-emotional telepathy conversation to function as emoticons. Sometimes, and this was the primary motive during development, they describe those little things that may appear on your body every now and then. Now, finally they have a name: Red Points.
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