Monday, February 14, 2005

Dreamland Universal Translator

We found it necessary to invent an online universal translator to faciliate communication with other people. However there arose several problems during the development and because our staff is deployed all over the world, the current version is of littel use. We used several neural nets and support vector machines to train it, but after hours of talking and training it would only translate form the click-clack tones of kalahari-people to a little spoken accent in the tibetian mountains.
We are working hard and meanwhile try to use our hands, legs and video conferencing system to ask our way through. Mr Donnie D is pressing for a final version, but it can take months before it could possibly translate into and from spanish.

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