Dreamland Sunshine

At last! Summer seems to have finally arrived. We here at Project Dreamland Inc., take our break outdoors enjoying the warm, UV-filtered sun rays touching our bodies and painting them in every color due to the use of our own Spare Time Division's latest engineering sample of "Suntan Color". It seems funny at first and is truly a wonderful new addition to the line of our upcoming products. People will not only run around with a tan, but with every color they want. Paint your body blue, red, yellow, green, what you want and mix them forming great patterns or art. The effect will last approximately one summer, so you'll get a new look every year - hooray!

Dreamland Datacables

The standardization and normalization process that is about to finish in the Project Dreamland Inc. Headquarters has emerged a new type of cable: The UDC - Universal Data Cable. The great thing about the UDC is, that it works with every known device. It has auto wirecount adaption features and pin recognition. You just hold it opposite to the connector for several seconds and it will morph to fit in. The in-wire-neural net will recognize what every pin is for and autoconfigure the cable. Cable length is variable to some extent. Production and shipping dates are yet unknown as more development is still put in, reducing the negative side effects such as random-beam-upon-touching. Our engineers have reported in from all over the world already. If you see someone claiming to be from Project Dreamland Inc. please tell him to stay calm, we are on the way.

Dreamland Durability

We are astounished by the poor quality of nowadays products. Everything is supposed to be so wonderfully easy. You take your plastic card with your money on it, plug it into the next beverages machine and enjoy a cold bottle of some well known brand.
Whatever, that is not the case. Upon approaching this machine you are about to decide wether it is worth waiting in the line or finding another one. You decide it is worth it and so you wait, daydreaming about an island surrounded by miles of fresh water. Finally you get to choose your drink, only to find out that the quick card slot doesnt seem to recognize that you inserted your card. Okay probably the chip is damaged. Out and in. No. hmmm. You rub the chip with your fingers, with your trousers. In - no - out. You look back right into the next ones angry face. Okay... coins. Wait.. no coins?

Dreamland Project Lead

In his latest all-morning speech, project lead and head of Project Dreamland Inc., Mr. Donnie D., announced an increase in activity hours. He was quoted as saying "It is time that we beat our own deadlines. People will work harder and smarter all at the same time." And further he presented a new device which speeds up brain execution time by a factor of up to 18%. "With the help of cybernetic technology, we will be the first to step into the 22nd century. And that after the 21st has just begun. Let me say that I am proud!" He finished his speech presenting an overview of yesterday's reports and afterwards released the teams to their duties.

Dreamland Mobility

A recent activity report in our mobile department has surfaced amazing results. The APTV-MkI is mentioned on several occasions. The APTV-MkI stands for "Advanced Personal Transportation Vehicle" and is what you could best describe as "car of the future". Its abilities extend to the use of multidimensional traveling, hyperspace acceleration and wormhole collision avoidance. The report was only in my hands for about 5 minutes and I could not remember any more details. A sidenote mentioned a first prototype date of several decades though. It said something about quantum computing prerequisites that have yet to be developed. Nevertheless you can understand how excited I was skimming through this report.

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