Monday, June 28, 2004

Dreamland Datacables

The standardization and normalization process that is about to finish in the Project Dreamland Inc. Headquarters has emerged a new type of cable: The UDC - Universal Data Cable. The great thing about the UDC is, that it works with every known device. It has auto wirecount adaption features and pin recognition. You just hold it opposite to the connector for several seconds and it will morph to fit in. The in-wire-neural net will recognize what every pin is for and autoconfigure the cable. Cable length is variable to some extent. Production and shipping dates are yet unknown as more development is still put in, reducing the negative side effects such as random-beam-upon-touching. Our engineers have reported in from all over the world already. If you see someone claiming to be from Project Dreamland Inc. please tell him to stay calm, we are on the way.

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